Cancelling Comcast shouldn't take 45 minutes. Text us what you want cancelled and we'll handle the phone call, the hold music, and the retention department.
How it works
Tell us what you want cancelled. Cable, gym, satellite radio — the annoying ones.
We call the provider, navigate the phone tree, wait on hold, and handle the retention pitch — so you don't have to.
You get a text with your cancellation confirmation number. Done.
Meet your first agent
Some companies make it easy to sign up and impossible to leave. They hide behind phone trees, transfer you three times, and offer you discounts until you give up.
The Bureaucrat doesn't give up.
It knows every cancellation policy, every phone number, every IVR shortcut. It calls on your behalf, argues with retention, and doesn't hang up until it's done. You just text.
Built for the hard ones
If it requires a phone call, a certified letter, or 45 minutes of hold music — that's exactly what we're for.
Early access
Drop your email. We'll let you know when it's your turn to stop paying for things you don't use.
Free to join. No spam. Just a launch notification.